Facebook for Android as a Cheesy Infomercial Guy

If Facebook for Android were a cheesy infomercial  guy spinning the app’s news feed shortfalls and lack of inline audience selector as features.

Hello, I’m Facebook for Android, and I’d like to tell you about two of my wonderful features.

  1. You know how you’ve taken time to filter certain friends or commercial interests from your news feed? Well as a Facebook for Android user, you’ll get to see everything you’ve been missing!  All the stuff my browser-based counterpart holds back, including: people you have no interest in hearing from, and the all important “so and so is now friends with so and so.” Think of me like 24-hour cable news: I’ll dish you a bunch of crap you have little or no interest in seeing.
  2. And, if you’ve taken the time to create custom friend list and use the inline audience selector depending on what you’re posting, don’t worry. I’ve taken care of that too! When you submit a post with Facebook for Android, you won’t need to bother selecting custom lists. I’ll just go ahead and post it to your default list. This way, you don’t have to give any thought to your intended audience. It’s like I’m doing the work for you!

So don’t delay! Take advantage of my hubris and catch all the content you’ve been missing while posting updates to unintended audiences!

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1 Response to Facebook for Android as a Cheesy Infomercial Guy

  1. Pingback: Facebook for Android – Cheesy Infomercial Guy Follow Up | Trent Scovell

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