Just Replace the Toilet Paper Roll. All the way!

On occasion, I find the following in the restrooms in my home:  a new, full roll of toilet paper sitting atop a spent toilet paper cardboard roll still in the holder. 

…Sigh of annoyance.

I’ve not caught the roll-replacer adverse in the act. In fact I suspect there are multiple offenders.

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I guess I understand. After all, a lot of effort was made to reach for and take hold of the new roll. Why would you spend 7.8 seconds removing the cardboard roll and replacing it with a new roll? That’s 7.8 seconds!

Seven…point eight…seconds.

You’ll never get that time back.

How do I know it takes 7.8 seconds? Oh, I recorded this video.
(music credit: Easily Replaced, by The Vandas).



Just replace the toilet paper roll. All the way!

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4 Responses to Just Replace the Toilet Paper Roll. All the way!

  1. Jen says:

    I’m laughing so hard that you made a video. Classic.

  2. “the roll-replacer adverse” –This needs to be used in everday language, everywhere. Great post!

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